A New Hope

I can't find the words to express what relief this is, but my brother-in-blogs Luke O'Dell can though - here!

Wait! You know that feeling you get when you're constipated so badly that your brain has started to fog up, you feel like you ass is going to prolapse and your haemorrhoids are going to explode?

No, not that feeling.... this one.

The feeling of blessed relief in taking that almighty dump secure in the knowledge that the almighty piece of shit that's been clogging up the world has finally been discharged into the toilet of history.

Yes, Obama, America can - and you'd bloody well better make sure you do.